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Whitney Houston Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

What is Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!

How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

What's Whitney Houston's favourite coordination?

Handiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

Hand EYEEEEEIIIEEE.....

What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND EYEEEEE..........

What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination?

HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination?

HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's Whitney Houston's favorite car?

Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii

What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE.

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit?

Her last one

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

What's Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

Hand eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee......

What's Whitney Houston's favorite form of coordination?

HAAAAANNNNND EEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEYYYYEEE

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

HAND-EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

Who are your favorite underground artists?

Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston

What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee

What is Whitney Houston's best kind of coordination?

Hand EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

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Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.

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Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Whitney Houston Favorite Kind Jokes More Whitney Houston Favorite Kind Jokes

What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

Hand EYEEEEEIIIEEE.....

What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

HAND-EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

What drug problem?

We get drugs pretty easily!

Whitney Houston Favourite Type Jokes More Whitney Houston Favourite Type Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND EYEEEEE..........

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

Jeremy Clarkson Jokes More Jeremy Clarkson Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

Black Widow Jokes More Black Widow Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.