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What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

The blonde works in the dark!

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.