Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

Wrestler Jokes More Wrestler Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte