Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Wrestler Jokes More Wrestler Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!