Their match wouldn't light.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Because it's lit
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
Recalculating route.
A sheet in the dark!
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
Stone Cold Steve Irwin.
