Their match wouldn't light.
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
A soccer match.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF
None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
To get to the dark side.
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.
Stone Cold Steve Irwin.