Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

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What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

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How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

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What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.