Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Which operetta makes the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.