Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.