Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!