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Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

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Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Aligator Jokes More Aligator Jokes

What do you call an aligator in a vest?

Investigator

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.