Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

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Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

Aligator Jokes More Aligator Jokes

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do you call an aligator in a vest?

Investigator