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Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

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Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

Aligator Jokes More Aligator Jokes

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do you call an aligator in a vest?

Investigator