Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

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Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire

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What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

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What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old