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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)