How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

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Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

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How do vampires like their tea?

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A cannibal

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Tea Rex

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?