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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?