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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

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How do you ask for a cigarette in Spain?

Tapas a snout!

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?