What do polar bears have for lunch?

Ice burger!

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What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

What's with the big pause?

And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."

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What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.