How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Research Grant Jokes More Research Grant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

250 Jokes More 250 Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.