How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.