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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

Research Grant Jokes More Research Grant Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

250 Jokes More 250 Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.