Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole

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What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.