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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

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Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!