What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray.