What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!