What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.