What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!