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What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!