What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

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What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster?

One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!