A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
A leperd
Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!
He was lack toes and toddler ant
He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.
My toe sis!
Nana boo boo
Toby
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
Call a toe truck.
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
Mitosis
A midget at a urinal.
They couldn't be further from my mind.
Mitosis!
Tony.
Because he's extinct
Toes go in first!
So he could hide in the cherry tree.
Because they lack toes
Raise the urinals
Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
Tony
To carry his library card.
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."
She answers "My big toes".
Could they not hire taller dancers
Au
A. To remind her that "toes go in first."
They are always kept on their toes.
Can't they just get taller women
His lucky people's foot!
He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.
Psychopaths. (I hate myself)
They got snowed in.
Irrelephant
You don't. You get down from a duck.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
M: Linda.
Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
It stares.
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
Shear laziness.
Diagon alley
