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Toe Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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The step.

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You might step on the Lagos.

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What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

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What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.