Toe Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.