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Toe Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!