Toe Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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Rustle

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Oily!

Why don't bananas snore?

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What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

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It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

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What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.