What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?