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What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

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What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."