What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

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Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.