What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."
Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*
Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Because it got fired!