What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

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Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.