How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)