How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

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What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101