How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

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What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition...... Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

Aboot Jokes More Aboot Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor