How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

Aboot Jokes More Aboot Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.