Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What shoes does a tumblr girl wear?

Ughs*

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot