Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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How many days are there in Canadian February?

About Twenty, eh.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Why are you wearing?

Existentialist reporter on the red carpet

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

Aboot Jokes More Aboot Jokes

What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big