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Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Aboot Jokes More Aboot Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.