Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

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Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big.