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Aboot Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.