Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

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Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

Isaiah!

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

Caribou Jokes More Caribou Jokes

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What's a blind deer's favorite dance move?

A no-see-doe

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.