Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

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Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Why did the blonde run with the bike?

It was going too fast for her to get on.

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot