Because someone threw a canoe at him!
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Because the beans keep falling through the grill.
He had too much thyme on his hands.
Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!
Because that might be your bike
Because they're two-tired.
Paint it black.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
