Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

Previous Random Joke Next
Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.