Because someone threw a canoe at him!
They know people will blow them.
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
Britney Spears
It was too tired.
Sir Francis Brake!
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
