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Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over?

Because it was... imbalanced.

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.