What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!