How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.