How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A peeping tome.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!