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How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?