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How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!