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What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

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You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

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The chewy center.

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What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.