What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

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What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.