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What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

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What's the best part about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

The more you bang it the looser it gets.

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!