What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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What do they have in common?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

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What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site?

More bang for your buck!!!! (Wow, that was bad)

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.