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What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

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What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

Whats blue and bangs old ladies?

Me in my lucky blue coat.

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name