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What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name