What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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It's already run out of battery.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.