What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu