What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

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What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.