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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

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What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.