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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

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What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.