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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

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Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.