What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

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What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

How does the astronaut cut his hair?

Eclipse

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

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What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.