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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.