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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

What do astronauts get?

Missile toe

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.