What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.