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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.