What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

How much space does fungi need to grow?

As Mushroom as possible.

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.