What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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How do you call a black man in space?

Nasa first called it Albert

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

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When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.