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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

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Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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What is the result?

A tie.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.