What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

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What is the result?

A tie.

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

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What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl