What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...