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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"