What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

What do you call the child of two redheads?

Ginger bread

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

What do old people smell like?

Depends