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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people