What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

What do old people smell like?

Depends