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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.