What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?

Because she was trans-parent.

What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.