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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people