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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

What do children in North Korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.