What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary