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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

Young People Jokes More Young People Jokes

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

Technology Jokes More Technology Jokes

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.