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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.