How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank