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How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!

What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

Profane tanks.

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Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.