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How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

Ouch...

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

Profane tanks.

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato