How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank