How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.