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How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.