Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.