Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".
None: Taureans don't like to change anything.
He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.
Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
Jockey and Jill!
Society.
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."
He was gelded.
