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Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

Electric Car Jokes More Electric Car Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Short Circuit Jokes More Short Circuit Jokes

What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!