Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!