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Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Short Circuit Jokes More Short Circuit Jokes

What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.