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Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

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Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.