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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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He catches a buzz.

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They meet up a work

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I need some space.

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If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

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What do you call a PHD in religious studies?

Gods doctor.

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.