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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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He had to close a sail

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.