Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.