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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

How do chemists get high?

They drop acid of course

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Phd Jokes More Phd Jokes

What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

What do you call a PHD in religious studies?

Gods doctor.

Basis Jokes More Basis Jokes

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.