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Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.