What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence