What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

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How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.