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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

3 years

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

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What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

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Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Tub Jokes More Tub Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.