What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What is the most useless superpower?

America.

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What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying