Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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One has culture.

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.