Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

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The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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A calendar has dates.

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What is America worth?

Nothing, it's a free country.

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Cruz control.

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

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A Man of many Cultures

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What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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They manifest Destiny

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Through ex-spear-i-mints.