Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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A viola burns longer.

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Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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It takes only one nail to hang the photo

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.