What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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Who get saved?

The United States of America

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.