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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

About 3 inches

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

Who get saved?

The United States of America

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

July Jokes More July Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

Community Jokes More Community Jokes

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.