What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

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Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

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What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.