What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

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How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room(haha get it)