What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.