What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

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Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.