What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

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What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

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What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

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What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.