What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What's the difference between U and I?

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When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

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What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

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