July Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

Fbi Agent Jokes More Fbi Agent Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

June Jokes More June Jokes

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

February 2nd March 2nd Jokes More February 2nd March 2nd Jokes

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!