July Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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Fourth Jokes More Fourth Jokes

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

How does the rabbi make his tea?

He-brews it

How does the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it

Haha Jokes More Haha Jokes

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?

Baaaaaahumbug

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest