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July Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

June Jokes More June Jokes

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Moustache Jokes More Moustache Jokes

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Knock Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Knock Joke Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

January 2nd Jokes More January 2nd Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

Fourth Jokes More Fourth Jokes

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.