What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

July Jokes More July Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!