What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

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What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

July Jokes More July Jokes

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.