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What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July