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What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.