What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.