Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

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What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.