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Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself.