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Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

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Who did they cast as The Hulk"s dog?

Bark Roofalo

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.