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Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried