Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.