What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What's your dog's name?

Icebreaker.

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.