What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

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What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!