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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...