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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What do you call an Egyptian sun god with a Colombian accent?

ShakiRA