Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.