Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.