Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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(hip hip array)

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...