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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.