Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

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Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club