Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...