Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)