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Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.