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Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who do you give a lost gun to?

The rifle owner.

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.