Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

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Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...