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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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What do you call a lost crayon?

A Strayola

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

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How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.