What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What's a cat's second favorite food?

Spa-catti!

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.