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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

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Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop