What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.