What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.