What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

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Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.