What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.