What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.