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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.