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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

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Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.