Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad