Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

Whale-Kin

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!