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Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.