Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

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What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.