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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

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Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

Whale-Kin

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!