Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!