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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

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Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Tumblr User Jokes More Tumblr User Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.