Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.