What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.