Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in