Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee!