Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.