Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!