What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.