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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.