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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair?

In Africa.

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How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."