How do you tell jokes?

Repost

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

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Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.